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Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by InfinityLens on Thu Dec 29, 2016 11:44 am

Since this fight is getting mocked mercilessly (I personally am excited by it) I thought we could make a thread compiling all the jokes.

Some I found on the forum:

-Bring anyone still concerned about MMA violence.

-The cure for insomnia.

-Get your caffeine and Adderall ready.

-Better than Ambien.

-Someone is going to sleep and it's not going to be one of the fighters.

One of my own:

-The cage will be extra warm since they are covering it with two blankets.

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Re: Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by fka on Thu Dec 29, 2016 3:41 pm

Im actually interested to see who can outgrapple the other.....i know im in the minority lol

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Re: Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by Dorch on Thu Dec 29, 2016 3:52 pm

Sorry i always kinda liked Sheilds, will watch this one later... The grappling battle with maia and sheilds was amazing

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Re: Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by stu3ufc on Sat Dec 31, 2016 9:38 am

fka wrote:Im actually interested to see who can outgrapple the other.....i know im in the minority lol

shields is superior in everyway


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Re: Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by fka on Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:32 pm

Thats who i picked but still is an interesting matchup.

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Re: Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by CDF47 on Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:34 pm

stu3ufc wrote:
fka wrote:Im actually interested to see who can outgrapple the other.....i know im in the minority lol

shields is superior in everyway


Will find out soon. Event just started.

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Re: Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by fka on Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:36 pm

Thats who i picked but still is an interesting matchup.
Starts at 1 in my neck of the woods.

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Post by CDF47 on Sat Dec 31, 2016 2:52 pm

fka wrote:Thats who i picked but still is an interesting matchup.
Starts at 1 in my neck of the woods.

Prelims are on NBCSN right now. Rama Heun fight just happened. Branch title fight up next.

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Re: Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by InfinityLens on Mon Jan 02, 2017 2:42 pm

Here is something to chew on, I bumped the main WSOF-NYE thread from the second page yesterday. Yes that's right, there was so little interest that nobody did anything in the thread for the whole event.

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Re: Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by CDF47 on Mon Jan 02, 2017 6:32 pm

InfinityLens wrote:Here is something to chew on, I bumped the main WSOF-NYE thread from the second page yesterday. Yes that's right, there was so little interest that nobody did anything in the thread for the whole event.

I watched the event. There were some good fights with Branch, Rama, Moraes, Gaethje/Firmino, and others. It was NYE during the day so that is probably one reason why there wasn't a lot of discussion.

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Re: Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by InfinityLens on Sun Jan 15, 2017 2:16 pm

^^^On Sherdog Worldwide there was like twenty something pages. Also they did ratings that were more than 3x there highest ratings on NBCsn (not good by network standards, but still).

Overall I would say a success for WSOF.

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Post by CDF47 on Sun Jan 15, 2017 7:09 pm

InfinityLens wrote:^^^On Sherdog Worldwide there was like twenty something pages. Also they did ratings that were more than 3x there highest ratings on NBCsn (not good by network standards, but still).

Overall I would say a success for WSOF.

The ratings looked better than expected.

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Re: Fitch v Sheilds joke list

Post by InfinityLens on Wed Jan 18, 2017 10:21 am

Despite all the nay-saying it's look like WSOF will be around a bit longer.

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Post by CDF47 on Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:59 pm

InfinityLens wrote:Despite all the nay-saying it's look like WSOF will be around a bit longer.

They just postponed their February event to March.

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